February 2009
Tom Cruise
Setting: Watching the Oscars.
Bowman: Yes, I’m Tom Cruise, yes hrrm, yes.. *clap clap*
Mike and I look at each other with the “Uhh what?” face Me: Bo, that’s Brad Pitt…
Bowman: Oh..epic fail.
Mike and I: ahahaahaaha
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Hygiene
Setting: Bathroom previously dominated by Michael. Isaac wanting to take out his contacts before Michael takes a shower to cover the stink.
Isaac: No! Why would you do this?
Michael: Because it’s a bathroom!
Isaac: Now my contacts are going to smell like sh*t…
Me: Aha! You’re going to get pink eye!
Isaac: That would suck!
Michael: mwahahahaha
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Memory
Setting: Living room discussing learning.
Seth: After class I delete that sh*t.
Michael. Delete! Bleep boo bloop de dooo de blooo.
Rainboots vs. Carriages
Setting: Isaac looking at rainboots for his g/f in the living room.
Isaac: What does the M mean?? Why 7 M? Why don’t they say size 7 or Medium??
Me: *shrugs*
Michael: Well what did Cara just do..?
Seth (obviously not paying attention): Carriages? What.. baby carriages?
Me: How they hell did you get “carriages” from “what did Cara just do?”
Seth: Well what other...
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