Setting: Watching the Oscars. Bowman: Yes, I’m Tom Cruise, yes hrrm, yes.. *clap clap* Mike and I look at each other with the “Uhh what?” face Me: Bo, that’s Brad Pitt… Bowman: Oh..epic fail. Mike and I: ahahaahaaha
Define the mood of your music.
Setting: Bathroom previously dominated by Michael. Isaac wanting to take out his contacts before Michael takes a shower to cover the stink. Isaac: No! Why would you do this? Michael: Because it’s a bathroom! Isaac: Now my contacts are going to smell like sh*t… Me: Aha! You’re going to get pink eye! Isaac: That would suck! Michael: mwahahahaha
Setting: Living room discussing learning. Seth: After class I delete that sh*t. Michael. Delete! Bleep boo bloop de dooo de blooo.
Rainboots vs. Carriages
Setting: Isaac looking at rainboots for his g/f in the living room. Isaac: What does the M mean?? Why 7 M? Why don’t they say size 7 or Medium?? Me: *shrugs* Michael: Well what did Cara just do..? Seth (obviously not paying attention): Carriages? What.. baby carriages? Me: How they hell did you get “carriages” from “what did Cara just do?” Seth: Well what other...
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