Yaay going to bed in a real bed and not a pool...
When I go home to Minneapolis to visit, the “pool raft” is what I sleep on because my mother decided to donate my bed to charity so she could turn my room in to her office… Yup, awesome. Oh and it’s fun that it’s so low to the ground that the dog comes in and decides to lick your face while you’re trying to sleep in. Needless to say, ahhh my pillow top queen...
Off to a bridal shower for my mom's best friend's...
Yeah…. Don’t know the bride to be. Hope there aren’t any of those “Name a favorite memory” games. Awkward.
Hey! Want to be pen pals?
Ok, not full fledged pen pals…no long letters or anything..just an excuse to send cute, funny, quirky cards to each other. Seriously, no letters - just cards. The cost of postage for a nice pick me up! If interested, send me a message!.
I have google alerts sent to me about anything...
Results are either: - OH HEEYYYY COUPONS - Dumb idiot robbed, ran in to, crashed a car, got arrested by police in a parking lot, etc at my company’s various locations - Random youtube videos pertaining to my company And then..1/10 times legit news articles are actually delivered. If you haven’t guessed, I work for a retailer. I will not say which because then this post will...
Argggh, I really want to go to the gym but I...
It has to be on a cold compress like every other minute or else it becomes a huge annoyance and literal pain. And it’s the middle finger, nice.
Finally. More websites are recognizing Tumblr as a...
I get a little overjoyed when I see Tumblr in the list of social media sharing options.
Congress overwhelmed with public input on debt... →
OK these stupid spam messages need to stop.
No I do not want to see you naked. Yes, I think you’re a tool. Stop giving me false hopes that followers are actually writing to me!
"Switching to ____ could save you this much in car...
You know what? Sometimes it’s okay to stick with your current provider. I just got my renewal for my car insurance in the mail and one of my 7 discounts is for having prior insurance with this company (since I was 16, I’m now 23) and its a $175 discount. Think before you get hasty ;)
Eff it all. I'm gonna go get an Orange Julius.
It’s hot out. I’m tired. Work sucks. DQ makes me :)
Rebecca Black's "My Moment" Ugh
I like how she is trying to reconstruct her music career with this new song…and it’s still cheesy as hell. Also, I love how she says “I’ve waited so long…” YOU’RE 14. “So how did she pick her new song? ‘It’s hard because ‘Friday’ was such a hit,” Black began. ‘And so to get something, you have to find the perfect new song that kind...
Just bought an hour long Swedish massage for $30...
Hell yes. I need to relieve this work stress.
Idiot Drivers →
Heeeey I created another tumblr devoted to the things that idiot drivers do that make you angry. Follow? Submit? Ask? Yes? Thanks!
Riding the eliptical and watching Le Tour de...
Like a boss