My boyfriend IMs me and asks if he can have this for Christmas.

Me: that book is expensive
Michael: dude
Michael: its signed by the current supreme commander allied forces europe
Michael: the nato supreme commander
Michael: of all nato forces
Me: I DONT HAVE $50 FOR A BOOK
Michael: and the proceeds go to wounded soldiers
Me: michael…
Me: really
Michael: dude i know, i was mainly joking

So then after googling, I found this.

Me: there
Me: merry christmas
Me: be his friend
Michael: lololololololol
Me: well?
Michael: i *heart* you
Me: yay